tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

10 seconds ago with 452,537 notes

cumfort:

I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

15 seconds ago with 51,913 notes

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

8 minutes ago with 458,844 notes

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

14 minutes ago with 300,916 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

20 hours ago with 503,010 notes

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

20 hours ago with 313,624 notes