lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

1 day ago with 347,764 notes

nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

3 days ago with 115,397 notes

"I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong."
Lemony Snicket  (via neverseemtostay)

3 days ago with 30,963 notes

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

3 days ago with 637,105 notes

"Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw."

3 days ago with 253,041 notes

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

3 days ago with 398,294 notes