*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

10 seconds ago with 452,537 notes


I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

15 seconds ago with 51,913 notes


Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

8 minutes ago with 458,844 notes


I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

14 minutes ago with 300,916 notes


what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

20 hours ago with 503,010 notes


do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

20 hours ago with 313,624 notes